Some people get some kind of reprieve between major life events. I'm obviously not one of them, but at this point in my life, this isn't anything shockingly new (even though things kind of always seem to take me by surprise any-damn-way). Now that I think about it, it's probably why I'm a fan of spoilers. Someone should invent some kind of Real Life Spoiler Alert app. Then, right before something big happens, you'll get a text like *Spoiler Alert* Your boyfriend is about to break up with you *Spoiler Alert* Or...even if you have to give someone bad news, you can have the RL Spoiler Alert app send a them a message, so that they can get ready to brace themselves . I'm already working on a prototype. Psych your mind. No, I'm not, because Frosty broke up with me 5 days ago and I've got other things on my mind that aren't incredibly genius app ideas. I know it sounds very sad...and, well, it actually is an incredibly sad turn of events. But ...