"I don't know what's better: gettin laid or gettin paid..."

"I just know when I'm gettin one, the other's gettin away."

I must admit, Kanye sure was on to something with that observation.

I got paid today and used some of that money to order chinese food, for I did not feel like cooking today. That's about it, jack. The massive temperature drop has given me a massive headache. Sorry, André, I'll have to give you an I.O.U on that funny (good for 1 hilarious tap dance). Either that, or I'll start slangin rocks and donating the proceeds to the charity of your choice...which, oddly enough, is me (imagine that).

It's time for ER, bitches.