Arrr! I know and it's driving me nuts!

Why be a pirate? GWMD (Gold, Women, Muskets & Dubloons), that's why. Also sharks...with friggin lasers on their heads. Oh yeah.

Ahoy, ahoy...

It be brought to me attention that today be INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

Well, shiver me timbers and such.

'Tis a bit late, as th' holiday be halfway over on this side o' th' globe, but have at it kids.

Pirate Speak Translator (Source: MissFee)
How to Talk Like a German Pirate (Source: andthepickles)

Zu den Haien schicken!!!