A winner is you!

Don't worry, I didn't forget about you. You did all the work...now it's time for your reward.

The first ever This Contest is Crap(#1) has officially come to a close. I had a lot of fun going through the answers and it was really tough deciding a winner. So, because this is my blog and I can do what I want, I've decided that everyone who played is a winner. That's right... you all get to go out on a big group date with Schmidt!!!! Surprise, bitchesssss!!!!!!

I'm only half kidding.

Everyone who played is really getting a prize. Because I'm fantastical like that. Also because a reasonable amount of people played, which makes such an action possible. You are all just not winning the same stuff.

So, I'm sure you're all curious as to who wins what and et cetera.

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The Date with Schmidt:

This one was tough, because even though a fair number of hot hot females played, most of them were more interested in a big box of random stuff than in dating my roommate (shame on you). I forgive them, though, because most of them also live on a completely different continent.

However, I would like to extend an invitation to Biancadonk to go on a date with my roommate. I would also like to add (on Schmidt's behalf) that this offer is not only good in Hamburg (should you choose to fly over), but also in Los Angeles or OKC (we're planning a field trip to the homeland in the somewhat nearish future). So, basically if the two of you happen to be in the same city at the same time. He will escort you to dinner. He also said that it would be like a real dinner and not IKEA food -- unless you want IKEA food, that is. Additionally, you'll get a "thanks for playing prize" from me in the mail. That way you have something to keep you warm at night. Huzzah!

Box of Random Stuff:

The Grand Prize Box of Random Stuff goes to Dawn Z(ed) from Canada. I vaguely knew of Dawn from Cupcake's blog. Turns out, she's really been paying attention, people. I don't know how (or why...because seriously, I do write a bunch of nonsense) but she has soaked it all up like a sponge. I know I said that there weren't a whole lot of "right" answers...but damn if she didn't answer a whole lot of those questions correctly. Also, she wrote some very flattering stuff about me and bribed me with a box of random stuff in return. That's how you win, folks.

People who are gonna get something random from me in the mail, just for playing:

Supa D
Cupcake
Dr.U.G.
MissFee
Gillian
Tunde

Lastly, it's not quite as cool as a date with my roommate, but the dual-winners of the "Mr. Congeniality" Prize (which is an IKEA hot dog dinner with me and all the free refills you can drink FOR FREE) are:

Toby
Buche (who I mostly just want to piss off by calling him Mr. Congeniality -- as he really hates Sandra Bullock (for reasons that really only he knows) and this my version of sweet, sweet justice)

Anyway, on the whole this contest was pretty crappy. But very fun for me. I'm gonna start a new contest in maybe a week or so. The prize will be much smaller, but the rules more clear and it will have nothing to do with dating my roommate. Equally fun, I hope. Oh, also, I'll be hitting up the winners via email so I can get your sweet, juicy contact information (if I don't have it already).