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My Phone Conversation with Cristal on My Lunch Break
Me: So, what did the doctor say about Dad?
Cristal: I dunno, something about how he's got ammonia...
First off, I'd really like to bitch right about now about how he should have made an appointment like three weeks ago to get all checked out, but then we'd have a serious case of potcallingthekettleblackitis on our hands.
Instead, I will sit back and let grown folks make their own damn decisions and let them live with the consequences.
But Cristal...for real...ammonia? What are you like 5-years-old?! Thought we cleared this kinda shit up in speech therapy years ago...
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