If it's not Raven, it's crap...

You’d think that if I once bothered to write up a whole fantasy version of my wedding , I’d be itching to tell the story of my actual one. As usual, you’d be wrong. The wedding is in my Top 2 mental blockers that have kept me from writing much in the past couple of yea…

Dear Diary, To whom it may concern:   My fellow Americans, ‘Sup, Crapheads! Get in loser, we’re writing a blog... What it do, ding dongs? It’s been about nine years since I last made an entry. Not like I haven’t tried or anything. I’ve got drafts on drafts. Drafts that…

Quick Translation: This confirms that German citizenship will not be opposed, if within two years it can be verified that the aforementioned person no longer possesses citizenship for Trinidad and Tobago e   and/or has fulfilled the requirements for the loss of this…

Pro tip: Don't estimate the amount of time it will take to review your citizenship application based on the amount of time it took to get the results of your citizenship test. So far, this has been the area of the German-side of the process that ran a little cl…

I'd never broken anything before. That's because -- aside from a few traumatic near-drowning incidents and a tragic slip-n-slide accident -- I was basically the safety police as a child. As an adult, I think I most feared a slipping in the bathroom-type accid…

I'm working on a crime drama loosely based on my life as a project manager. Here's a sneak preview of Episode 1 "The Whiteboard Marker Bandit" Rayvan Bronx: Thank goodness you made it, Office Police. You have to catch the s.o.b who keeps stealing my…

Two more days of 2016 left and four more days of this trip. Being the lucky bitch that I am, I just went ahead and caught this delightful cold. It's actually a tactic to help me not eat everything in sight. If you can't taste it, what's the point of eating …