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Papa Schmidt's B-Day card from the Super 8 Motel You should probably ask me again in two years, but as for right now...I enjoy getting older. It's like your own personal New Year's Day. If I weren't so afraid of getting blown up by fireworks, I'd g…

As you might have noticed, I haven't updated in over a month. I had to go back and see what my last post said before I started with this one because I don't remember where I left off. It was shortly after Tunde's visit, in case you also forgot (or are inca…

Schmiddy got back from his two-week vacation in the Philippines on Sunday. The pictures that I've seen look gorgeous and I felt some definite twinges of jealousy...that is until I remembered that sand is one of my least favorite substances on the planet . However,…

I’ve been fighting a huge craving for Taco Bell all day long. I don’t know how the idea got in my head, but I can’t seem to shake it. It’s not even so much that I want tacos or Mexican(-ish) food. In fact, I think if someone were to make a taco and put it right in fro…

"No dick is as hard as life." Königstrasse S-Bahn Station

Smif n Wesson - "Timbz Do Work" ft. Heltah Skeltah Note: Schmiddy sent me a mail this morning at 2:48am, after arriving back at home from the world's best rap concert ever. I'm not normally one to do guest posts, but this was hilarious to me. Also, m…

The Mulatto Revolution: Ur doin it rong... but I'll cut you some slack this time. Remy , my favorite little brother, became a dad last Wednesday. Coming from a so-called " mega-family " (my half-siblings have half-siblings), new nieces and nephews aren…