"FREEEZE-UH, LAPD!!!" I just keep watching this over and over. Oh, how I wish Mad TV was funny like this all the time. A few quick things: 1.) I need to get my shit in order, all quick-like. I'm hoping that this new added pressure is going to give me the …
How can you sleep, if you're high on crack? That's a Chinese riddle for you. I don't want to get into too detailed of a description of the nonesense I deal with at work (even though some of it is quite funny), but I got a phone call the other day that was h…
Cuz ternader season is a-comin' and you summabitches need sumthin ta do, when them tv folk cut in on yer stories You'll probably only get this if you grew up in the OKC Metro area, but you may also appreciate it if you've spent a lot of quality time living …
I think I've been pretty good about posting regularly this week. So, I don't feel so bad that Toby called me out again. Directions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title a…
Here's to down-ass white boys I don't know if I mentioned it before, but...When The Revolution Gets Here, I'm making a monument to my dad*. He's not so much a "hero" of The Revolution, as much as he is one of its first "victims"...bu…
I'm not some slick, big-city lawyer..." I'm using my next to last paid sick day to skip work today. It's partially in protest of the fact that every single bit of overtime that I applied for was denied...but it's mostly because...fuck those stupid …
"Who all seen the leprechaun? Say yeeeaah!!!!" The picture and corresponding link above have absolutely nothing to do with this post, but it's the funniest thing I've seen all damn day. I finally got around to checking the answering machine tonight. I…
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