If it's not Raven, it's crap...

"Hi, I'm looking for rates on a renting a killer whale from April 24th through May 3rd..." Topics I considered writing about today: - my dental woes - my father's recent hospitalization, the subsequent trip to visit him, and the incredulous look Robby…

This totally reminds me of Christmas-time with André and Won . "Pizza?! Now that's what I call a taco!" I haven't been too keen on the last few seasons of SNL, but I really liked the Taco Town sketch the first time I saw it. And to be honest , I'…

Adding insult to the injury of the events of the past week, our AC is broken. Normally mid-April this wouldn't be such a problem, except it seems as though spring has somehow skipped over Oklahoma and we've gone straight to summer with temperatures in the mid 9…

Nah'mean, nahm' sayin'? Of course you don't. Last Saturday was Robbyn's Twenty-***th Birthday Curry and Chicken Wings Extravaganza. That's just what I'm calling it, because these types of events have to be named, you know. My brother Darron …

I've got nothing better to post. Duty calls, so amuse youselves with the following links while I'm gone: 1.) "The Many Weird Things Men Look for in a Woman" - Sure, it's an awkward title and by "many" they really mean "ten", b…

Springtime in Oklahoma. It's been warm, real warm, damn warm. The warmness, I don't mind so much. The blooming of trees and flowers and nature, however, get my eyes all a-waterin' and my nose a-runnin'. I always (ALWAYS) forget how bad my allergies are …

If I had made this sign, I would have made the O's in 'LOOK' into eyes. That's the notice that can be found on the front door to my brother Darron's house. It's there because he lives in a shitty Section 8 housing neighborhood where the streets…